how kissing and feelings should be part of my life, by season:
Spring is for breakups (everything else is changing, why not this too!)
Summer, for sluttiness (it’s too hot to cuddle/have emotions! but not too hot to MAKE OUT ALL OVER ALL THE BARS!)
Fall is for casual dating (let’s go apple picking! let’s observe leaves and their colors! jack-o-lanterns!)
Winter is for LOCKING THAT SHIT DOWN AND SNUGGLING. (obviously)
I’m falling behind! pun not intended. Also, do you think I can make this into some kind of children’s rhyme type thing?