My job is really boring. Also, Jay-Z really, really hates autotune.
In other non-sequiturs, happy birthday James/Slams.
Apologies to the two of you who read my real blarg and my tumblr.
BUT SERIOUSLY THIS SPIDER IS LIVING ON MY FRONT PORCH. What a bad ass, overweight spider.
When I was little, I read something that said that if you are afraid of spiders, you should name them after a friend, and then they’re not scary. I am a little scared of spiders, so I do this, and IT WORKS. Really, it does. So…here’s Steve.
I stopped behind this car at a red light and found myself wondering why Toyota did not make an exciting version of MY car. I know some people would pay good money for that!
Lucy Lou: Convincing me that Japan is the most hilarious country of all since 2008.
via goodnightvenom
This was TOTALLY on the MBTA… what is this, the D line? (I just checked and I am correct! Woot, I can still navigate the T!!)
Mannn. My commute would be way more awesome if I had seen this on my commute home Friday, and not what I did see, which was a terrifying clown and several bored BU students.
Excuse Me, Princess
Ryan North (of Dinosaur Comics fame) uses science to figure out just how sarcastic Link was in that old 80s cartoon.
My reaction to this was as follows:
(remembers how in high school every thirty seconds one of my friends would be like “Well, excuuuuse me, princess!” every time I had an attitude.)
AHHHHHHH
I HAD NO IDEA THIS WAS FROM A FUCKING VIDEO GAME
AHHHHHHH
I HATE VIDEOGAMES BUT NOW I KIND OF LIKE THAT ONE
edit: this wasn’t a videogame, huh. I thought Link meant it was a videogame. So, I still hate videogames.
(via ilovecharts)
Unbelievably, this is only the second most adorable period-related cartoony thing I’ve seen.
so
I’m getting a new computer. Specifically, I’m getting a Dell, because Macs are too expensive.
Which one do I get? I want something really light, and something I can use Adobe Audition on. I don’t really do much other than go on the internet and write stuff in Microsoft Word and edit audio pieces.
WHY DID I NEVER PAY ATTENTION TO THOSE STUPID DELL COMMERCIALS
DAMMIT
